1. things I would like to scream at my boyfriend

    First off, let me just say I love my boyfriend.  We’ve been dating almost 3 years and I do love him.  I do.  Its just that well, I’m on my period which is like a semi-monthly thing for me, so when I get it, look out world.  Hormonal crazy right here.  So due to some conversations in the last 15 hrs or so, I need to get this off my chest.

    Right now, I don’t care about how you feel right now.  I feel like crap.  Your stomach ache does NOT count as sympathy pains, nor can you compare your heartburn to the gut wrenching feeling that I have that makes it nearly impossible not to run to the bathroom every time I stand up.  So don’t even try to compare the two unless you would like some verbal castration.  Got it?

    Next, don’t complain about anything.  In case you didn’t notice before, right now I’m very self centered so I don’t care about your cough, your allergies, your runny nose or anything else.  Man up and deal with it.  When you feel like someone has taken a baseball bat to your back, ripped your ovaries out and slammed you with constipation and diarrhea all at once, then we’ll talk.  Until then, just shut up.

    DO NOT try to change my cravings on me.  I am a dead serious psycho right now.  NO JOKE.  So when I tell you I want Wendys or Arbys for dinner, do not try to convince me I want 5 Guys.  I don’t.  In fact if you make me even think of one of their nasty greasy burgers, I may consider (once I’m able to get back up again) throwing up on your shoes.  Besides do you know how many calories are in one of those??  I mean the fries are good but thats about it.

    No matter what you do for the next 5 days, you’re wrong.  If you want to hug me, I don’t want to be touched.  If you ignore me, I’ll want you to call more often.  If you call to check up on me, I’m going to call you clingy and tell you to be a man and stop smothering me.  I’ll feel bad later but right now, I’m not there yet.  If you give into my current junk food obsession, I will so yell at you later.  However if you don’t encourage me to get that Junior Bacon Cheeseburger that I will kill for right now, well I mean I hope you liked your short sweet life.

    Oh and I love you babe.  But seriously.  I’ll hurt you given any reason.

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